I hate people...

[Mike K]

... that name their cars. Your 1994 Lumina? It's a 1994 Lumina, not Sheila. Your piece of shit 1995 Taurus with the rust spot over the wheel well... Just a piece of shit Taurus. Naming your car gives it all the character of adding stick on fender vents. You're being different for the sake of being different but at the end of the day you're still gay.

My 2004 Grand Prix. It's a Grand Prix. My Infiniti? Just an Infiniti. My fiancee's SHO? Well, I did name that: Rusty... Rusty Shitbox!

This has been a public service announcement.

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[LaneLander]

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[SHOmuff]

My SHO's name is Randy.

 

[SHOmuff]

And my Cobra is Joel Kruppa.

 

[Fish]

My Camrys name is RG's pedo stache.

 

[syP]

my SHOs name is DESTROYER!

 

[syP]

oh... and.. too soon mike..

Oh, this is my DD Alison, she is a 99 Monte Carlo Z34

 

[EmersonHart13]

How are those Headlights coming?

 

[SHOmuff]

My Camrys name is RG's pedo stache.

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[Bob Kazamakis]

... that name their cars. Your 1994 Lumina? It's a 1994 Lumina, not Sheila. Your piece of shit 1995 Taurus with the rust spot over the wheel well... Just a piece of shit Taurus. Naming your car gives it all the character of adding stick on fender vents. You're being different for the sake of being different but at the end of the day you're still gay.

My 2004 Grand Prix. It's a Grand Prix. My Infiniti? Just an Infiniti. My fiancee's SHO? Well, I did name that: Rusty... Rusty Shitbox!

This has been a public service announcement.

you're right. It's very homosexual. Way to be politically correct

you're just a human and you have a name. Homo.

And my Cobra is Joel Kruppa.

the mighty cobra that is JK!

 

[LaneLander]

oh... and.. too soon mike..

What do you call your GP?

 

[machausta]

What do you call your GP?

Dasfinc's love muffin

 

[syP]

What do you call your GP?

nothing.. i have no love for this GP.. this was my brothers GP he bought like 6 years ago, and i just purchased it.

my only "real love" i had for a car was MY original GTP i had 6 years ago, no name.

After growing up more, i realized, cars are just cars.

 

[TommyGloves]

I don't mind car names as much as license plates with the car name or color on them...for example:

BLK BMW
03 SSEi
87 YUGO
4DR SDN
blah blah blah

To each his (or her) own.

 

[LaneLander]

I don't mind car names as much as license plates with the car name or color on them...for example:

BLK BMW
03 SSEi
87 YUGO
4DR SDN
blah blah blah

To each his (or her) own.

I know what you mean.

One I objected to was
6ULDV8

 

[syP]

 

[bluzohh6]

my cars name is Long Rod Von Hugen Dong

 

[TommyGloves]

That's a little different. It's not like it was 4DR SHO.

 

[Mike K]

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I swear it had nothing to do with you though talk about ironic!

you're right. It's very homosexual. Way to be politically correct

you're just a human and you have a name. Homo.

I'm full on gay though... So it works.

How are those Headlights coming?

Shitty! Probably why I'm so grumpy... Who purposely designs a car that needs it's bumper removed to replace the headlights!?

 

[blakbearddelite]

Or the cliche....Beast. The worst is when it's a mostly stock car. I'd say anything under 12 seconds could be considered a beast.

 

[TonzKnock-G]

My car is a bitch!

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Or the cliche....Beast. The worst is when it's a mostly stock car. I'd say anything under 12 seconds could be considered a beast.

So you don't call the stang "the beast"?

 

[blakbearddelite]

So you don't call the stang "the beast"?

Low blow Joel!

I can't call it that by my own rules. I should have said anything under 12.05.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

I forgot the

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Is "turd" an exceptable car name?