Welp, that didn't take long.
This morning I came out to a massive crack spanning the windshield. After I parked the car yesterday when the interior of the car was cooling down the temperature difference caused the tiny little bubble pit, to become a windshield spanning crack.
Thank god for State Farm $0 deductibles. I was going to have a guy come out and repair the crater today, but now that its spread I'll have to have the windshield replaced. Fail. Just waiting till 9AM to call them and change the claim.