To the UPS Guy:

[Dasfinc]

Dear Mr. UPS guy,

Why Mr. UPS guy, why did you needlessly put your life, and my life in danger?

Why when I am sliding sideways 15 seconds before approaching an intersection with my horn blazing you feel the need to pull out in front of me?

Why did you then immediately come to a stop in front of my vehicle to deliver a package while I am still approaching you at a high rate of speed... Sideways... honking?

Why did you feel the need to jump out of your truck the second you stopped it?

Lastly Why did you give me a nasty look when I almost Turned you into a hood ornament on my truck when I missed you by a foot... Sideways... still honking?

Thanks,
A concerned customer.


*cliffs, hit HUGE ice patch approaching 4 way stop, Started honking the SECOND I SAW the ice, UPS guy pulled out infront of me anyways, and parked his truck and hopped out... I went cruzing past the stop sign, and his truck, and barely missing him sideways before I got it to straighten out and slow down (not hitting anything/anyone thankfully). Intersection was solid ice, and there were no streetlamps, and it was snowing, and as mentioned, I started honking the second I even knew I was gonna hit the ice... Are people seriously that oblivious?

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[EmersonHart13]

Yes, these guys see it all. Nothing phases them...

 

[PANDA]

truck drivers dont give a fuck about anything

 

[skeezer]

I don't honk when I see ice. I listen for screams.

 

[Mook]

i have a pinball sound saved on my phone so when i start hitting people i just play it over and over

 

[RebelGTP]

I live next to a hill...

when plows go over it, they create ice...

people commonly use the street as a shortcut to McDonald's...

it was funny as hell watching all of the people try to get up the hill on Monday night...

even more funny is watching the people freak coming the other direction and down the hill...

one day the house at the bottom of the hill is going to lose a car, or have a car crash into it...

 

[firemandan1700]

98% of americans scream oh shit before they hit a patch of ice. The other 2% are drivers from illinois and say hold my beer, watch this shit.

 

[02BlueGT]

98% of americans scream oh shit before they hit a patch of ice. The other 2% are drivers from illinois and say hold my beer, watch this shit.

I was trying to show my little bro how to do that yesterday, but he refused to hold my beer

 

[Burtonrider10022]

learn how to drive!

 

[02BlueGT]

learn how to drive!

I love driving in the Ice/Snow, the only time my grocery getter can slide the tail out without ruining the tires

 

[Poopshinanigans]

The UPS guy delivered my XBOX last week, i was waiting all day for it. When it did come they didn't ring the door bell. And to top it all off they put it in the middle of my front stoop. Might as well put a sign that says free package.

 

[Runtz52]

98% of americans scream oh shit before they hit a patch of ice. The other 2% are drivers from illinois and say hold my beer, watch this shit.

i like that, i may have to try, especially since my car doesnt have ABS fuck winter

 

[Poopshinanigans]

i like that, i may have to try, especially since my car doesnt have ABS fuck winter

ABS and TC are over rated. Been driving my PT without either for over 6yrs now. Not had one problem, hell it has never been stuck in the snow either.

 

[02BlueGT]

ABS and TC are over rated. Been driving my PT without either for over 6yrs now. Not had one problem, hell it has never been stuck in the snow either.

Only time my ABS has kicked in is on dry roads durring, what I call "Brake Tests"

 

[Dasfinc]

The UPS guy delivered my XBOX last week, i was waiting all day for it. When it did come they didn't ring the door bell. And to top it all off they put it in the middle of my front stoop. Might as well put a sign that says free package.

UPS guy delivered a sub to my house 2 weeks ago, and when I say "Delivered" I mean "I was upstairs, heard the door bell ring, RAN downstairs, opened my door, and he was already gone, and there was already a 'sorry we missed you' note on my door"

 

[Angus]

going down a street before mine to a T intersection, it's always just pure ice. I struggle to get up it in the bimmer... now going down it and trying to stop, I always just slide and wonder if im going to end up in the swing set on the other side of that intersection, I usualy just throw it into reverse and floor it to try to stop... It usually takes me a snowfall or two to remember: slow down coming up to the hill...

 

[moviebuff]

I don't honk when I see ice. I listen for screams.

.... that's probably something i shouldn't laugh at lol

 

[andcbii]

ABS and TC are over rated. Been driving my PT without either for over 6yrs now. Not had one problem, hell it has never been stuck in the snow either.

So are seat belts and air bags i've been driving since i was 16 and neither have ever come in handy.

 

[sp_dynasty]

 

[Dasfinc]

My ranger would destroy your GP... in a bed payload competition!

 

[sp_dynasty]

My ranger would destroy your GP... in a bed payload competition!

my gp sucks all around

 

[Spicy McHaggiz]

He was probly like me, its a company vehicle and could care less. lol

 

[IDAFC21]

http://s33.photobucket.com/albums/d96/IDAFC21/?action=view&current=NewWeeeee.flv

 

[sp_dynasty]

 

[Chrisco]

http://s33.photobucket.com/albums/d96/IDAFC21/?action=view&current=NewWeeeee.flv

wtf?