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[TonzKnock-G]

Dam its awfully quiet in here today. Can someone please piss someone off so I have something interesting to read. :lolsign: No but seriously im bored at work. HELP!!!! Lets do a funny quote thread from any tv show, movie etc... Someone start it off while I look for some good stuff???

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[MrT]

First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

 

[Sinister Drag Designs]

n/a =slow, m-90s are weak shit, vendors suck, girls get dumber the bigger the boobs and GP owners just cant afford 8 cylinders..........that cover it for ya....fill in your own racial slur or two also


Where are the fucking golf shoes!!!! DR. Duke-Fear and loathing in las vegas(happen to be watching it)

 

[bigsammoe]

Hi there, this is Mike Donnelly. I work over here at the recreational center. To be honest with you I pretty much run the place ha, ha, ha. Is this ah Pat Gyles? Good, Good. Hey, hope everything's going great in your fine town of er Avery? Edward! Ha, ha, ha. Say, the reason I'm calling is I wanted to tell you a little bit about the candidacy of Al Donnelly. Al Donnelly's a guy with a dream. His dream is to become governor of this great state of Washington. Hell, every guy's got his dream, am I right? Between you, me and the wall here, I doozy myself last night. Ha ha, ha, ha. Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle give me the finger, and a duck! Now, I don't know ha, ha, ha. Are you crying? Oh my lord. I am sorry honey, please don't ! Could you get your daddy on the phone. No, don't hang up please I...

 

[TonzKnock-G]

I make a thread then get all fukn busy at work. boooo

 

[Fish]

Check out the racing section. Apparently another pussyhurt LS1 owner cant stand that a TA lost to a truck. :lolsign:

 

[CoolGTX]

I know one thing, I will NOT take a painters job in the future.....this shit sux! :banghead: :argue: :smoke:

 

[MrT]

I know one thing, I will NOT take a painters job in the future.....this shit sux! :banghead: :argue: :smoke:
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wht kind of painting J/O??

 

[imported_PaceCarBoozer]

First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.
[/b]

I don't know how you remembered all of that, but it is a great movie. The best part of that is the subtitles and when the Shiiiiit comes up it reads "Golly" haha, good times, good times

 

[MrT]

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First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.
[/b]

I don't know how you remembered all of that, but it is a great movie. The best part of that is the subtitles and when the Shiiiiit comes up it reads "Golly" haha, good times, good times
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i had some help from imdb.com

 

[CoolGTX]

<div class='quotemain'>
I know one thing, I will NOT take a painters job in the future.....this shit sux!
[/b]

wht kind of painting J/O??
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im still on my first room out of 10
1, epoxy shield garage floor, primer all walls including ceiling, paint all primered walls and ceiling.

room 1 almost complete.

 

[imported_Xerxeis]

Where are the fucking golf shoes!!!! DR. Duke-Fear and loathing in las vegas(happen to be watching it)
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