Yesterday I went to Jewel to get some Saline solution and when I pulled in the lot I noticed that the Jewel cart kid was eyeing my car. I went in the store and was out within minutes and this time the same kid was was walking past my car (pushing carts) and the conversation went somthing like this: (keep in mind he looks kinda trailer trash)
Him: What do you got under the hood?
Me: Nothing special just a lil somthin somthin.
Him: I'll race you in the 1/4 mile.
Me: Oh yeah
Him: Ever heard of 350 double roller turbo cam (exact words and didnt even pause between words)
Me: (barely understood him he said it so fast) Huh? You said 350 with a turbo and cam?
Him: Yes, my uncle put it in. Its in my truck (points to truck)
Me: (he points to this old beatup ass primered pickup) I kinda chuckle and say ok....What kinda turbo do you have in it?
Him: Hmmm...well im not sure but its not like the new cars you cant hear the turbo (**pssst***) its in the motor and transmission so you cant hear it.
Me: (trying to not roll out my car laughing) Oh yeah dam what does it run in the 1/4 mile?
Him: Low 13's still got some more to do to it.
Me: How much boost are you pushing?
Him: My tranny is acting up so im not really sure, my uncle put it in so im not too sure. So do you wanna run the 1/4 mile?
Me: Yeah man sure just let me know when you see me.
I should have took a picture from my phone it would have been the icing on the cake for this story.
So I guess ive learned it all... supercharged and turbo'd transmissions!! LMAO
Him: What do you got under the hood?
Me: Nothing special just a lil somthin somthin.
Him: I'll race you in the 1/4 mile.
Me: Oh yeah
Him: Ever heard of 350 double roller turbo cam (exact words and didnt even pause between words)
Me: (barely understood him he said it so fast) Huh? You said 350 with a turbo and cam?
Him: Yes, my uncle put it in. Its in my truck (points to truck)
Me: (he points to this old beatup ass primered pickup) I kinda chuckle and say ok....What kinda turbo do you have in it?
Him: Hmmm...well im not sure but its not like the new cars you cant hear the turbo (**pssst***) its in the motor and transmission so you cant hear it.
Me: (trying to not roll out my car laughing) Oh yeah dam what does it run in the 1/4 mile?
Him: Low 13's still got some more to do to it.
Me: How much boost are you pushing?
Him: My tranny is acting up so im not really sure, my uncle put it in so im not too sure. So do you wanna run the 1/4 mile?
Me: Yeah man sure just let me know when you see me.
I should have took a picture from my phone it would have been the icing on the cake for this story.
So I guess ive learned it all... supercharged and turbo'd transmissions!! LMAO