A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had
not had a date or
any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might
have something wrong
with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise
of the well
known
Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
"OK, take off all
Your crose."
The woman did as she was told. "Now get down and craw
reery, Reery fass
to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass
back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your
probrem vewy bad.
You
haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat
why you not haf sex
or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what
is Ed Zachary
Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: "Ed Zachary
Disease is when your
face look Ed Zachary like your behind.
