3800 anyone want to come to ottawa?

[phat_ridegt]

not too much to do but hang out, maybe eat some rice LOL. no set date, when it's warmer outside, lots of people come into town looking for races, check out cars ect. its right on rt. 80 or 6 or 71 if anything knows where they are. have a couple nice lots where no one will be bothered, plus most nights are clear of the fuzz for the most part. some good back country roads to 'hang out' at. anyway would anyone want to hang on sometime? even if your passing through on a weekend gimmie a shout! 815-712-3034

dan

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[chipmonk212121]

and if you dont want to drive west to the middle of nowhere...... im at the south part of the middle of nowhere! lol

maybe ill get bored and want to go on a random road trip to minnesota and will stop by

 

[phat_ridegt]

dont make me LOL you

yeah its pretty much 'country' i guess, but not really, most of us are from near the city, im like 90 miles out

 

[chipmonk212121]

im 40 miles from chicago.... yet my house is surronded by 3 corn fields and a cow field....

 

[Ricky Gonzalez]

its like 15 miles from me and i go to my friends "rancho" down by starved rock alot so we pass by there. ill probably go hang out some time

 

[Toasty]

Originally posted by chipmonk212121@Apr 18 2006, 11:42 PM
im 40 miles from chicago.... yet my house is surronded by 3 corn fields and a cow field....

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and just how do you know they are cows in that there field????

 

[chipmonk212121]

because i can see them....i walk outside in the morning..... and there are like 20 cows munching on grass and humping eachother....

 

[imported_silverbullet]

you ever try cow tipping? i always i want to know how anyone can tip over an 800 lbs. cow. i figure the cow would smash you when it fall over.

 

[GTPPWR]

watch Tommy boy at what not to do for cow tipping.

 

[Toasty]

Originally posted by chipmonk212121@Apr 20 2006, 01:22 AM
because i can see them....i walk outside in the morning..... and there are like 20 cows munching on grass and humping eachother....

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COWS wouldnt hump each other...

lemme give you a little farm lesson:

cows= female that has had a calf
heifer= female that has not had a calf
bull= male, can impregnate cow or heifer
steer= USED to be a bull, now an IT




class dismissed!

hahaha

 

[chipmonk212121]

your from where? here my farm skills

If it looks like a cow.... or close enough....

Its a cow

If its humping a cow....

Its a bull

TADA!

...you never know, there could be lezbocows too

 

[Toasty]

Originally posted by chipmonk212121@Apr 20 2006, 11:18 PM
your from where? here my farm skills

If it looks like a cow.... or close enough....

Its a cow

If its humping a cow....

Its a bull

TADA!

...you never know, there could be lezbocows too

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as my wife tells me when i correct her about not all 'cows' are cows she says fine, they're moo-moos

 

[Mikes1998GTP]

and the grand finale on cows... check out this hilarious clip! :lolsign: