3800 Showers

[imported_Ron Vogel]

>> >HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
>> >
>> >
>> >Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
>>according to
>> >lights and darks.
>> >
>> >Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.? If you see husband
>>along
>> >the way, cover up any exposed areas
>> >
>> >Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
>>do more
>> >sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>> >
>> >Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
>>loofah,wide
>> >loofah and pumice stone.
>> >
>> >Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
>> >vitamins.
>> >
>> >Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>> >
>> >Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
>> >
>> >Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
>>until
>> >red.
>> >
>> >Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
>>wash.
>> >
>> >Rinse conditioner off hair.
>> >
>> >Shave armpits and legs.
>> >
>> >Turn off shower.
>> >
>> >Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>> >
>> >Spray mold spots with Tilex.
>> >
>> >Get out of shower.
>> >
>> >Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>> >
>> >Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>> >
>> >Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>> >
>> >If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
>> >
>> >
>> >Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
>>them in a
>> >pile. Walk naked to the bathroom.
>> >
>> >If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the
>>woo-woo
>> >sound.
>> >
>> >Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>> >
>> >Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
>> >
>> >Get in the shower.
>> >
>> >Wash your face.
>> >
>> >Wash your armpits.
>> >
>> >Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>> >
>> >Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>> >
>> >Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>> >
>> >Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the
>>soap.
>> >
>> >Wash your hair.
>> >
>> >Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
>> >
>> >Pee.
>> >
>> >Rinse off and get out of shower.
>> >
>> >Partially dry off.
>> >
>> >Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of
>>tub the
>> >whole time.
>> >
>> >Admire wiener size in mirror again.
>> >
>> >Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>> >
>> >Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>> >
>> >If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make
>>the
>> >woo-woo sound again.
>> >
>> >Throw wet towel on bed.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth
>>behind this,
>> >there is something SO very wrong with you.? Have a great day! Oh,
>> >and....woo woo!!!

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[PANDA]

HAHA, that was Funny.

 

[Aircal]

We are supposed to wash in the shower?

 

[preussenGTP]

hey isnt that what the 'hotti-boyZ' do?

 

[GTPquickRB]

wait who's that? he looks like a poster boy for why you shouldnt use tanning booths.

 

[framos242]

:lolsign:

 

[12secGTP]

OMG!!! I was ROFLMAO at work! 3 peeps came over to see what was going on! have tears in my eyes! LOL

 

[mybluegtp]

Originally posted by 12secGTP@Jan 27 2006, 01:05 AIDS
OMG!!! I was ROFLMAO at work! have tears in my eyes! LOL

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Ditto^^^ :lol:

 

[00 GTP Debadged]

That is the truth. I laughed so hard I think I hurt my back.


Randy

 

[Sinister Drag Designs]

If you pass the GF(wife), pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again............
and if she runs give chase making sure to leave the blinds open all around the house......sounds like a thur. morning to me

 

[chipmonk212121]

lol wow thats great......im gonna walk around making the woo woo noise at work! (with clothes on)