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UncleRam
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CHICAGO, BEARS AND ILLINOIS, "TOUGH?" WE SHALL SEE! AMIDST WIDESPREAD ANXIETY, PANIC AND FEAR IN ILLINOIS BECAUSE THEY ARE IN THE CROSSHAIRS OF THE EVIL, RED RUSSIAN, WISCONSIN, KOMISSAR, GREEN BAY PACKER MACHINE WHICH IS COMING TO TOWN AND SINCE RED DARTH FARVE'S POTENT KRYPTONITE, THE "MAGNIFICIENT" UNCLE RAM, "HE THE MAN," WILL NOT BE PLAYING AT SOLDIER FIELD, (BECAUSE OF EVIL GREEN BAY'S MIND CONTROL OF CHICAGO BEAR MANAGEMENT), 12/4/05, TO SOOTHE ILLINOIS AND QUARTERBACK THE CHICAGO BEARS AND INFLICT SOME PAIN AND "EASILY," YOU READ RIGHT, "EASILY" DESTROY THE EVIL, RED GREEN BAY PACKERS, ILLINOIS WILL HAVE TO SINK OR SWIM WITH A NONDESCRIPT, SUV QUARTERBACK RATHER THAN A NEW, BLK., O6, ZO6 VETTE WITH MODS QUARTERBACK TO TRY FOR A VICTORY OVER THE RED RUSSIAN, GREEN BAY PACKER'S YUGO WITH KGB MODS. GOOD LUCK, ILLINOIS BOYS AND GIRLS! THE EVIL, RED RUSSIAN, GREEN BAY PACKER KGB MODS INCLUDE VOODOO, BLACK MAGIC, HEXING DA BEARS, MIND CONTROLLING THE REFS AND THE FORMER ASST. COACH FOR THE UNIVERSITY OF RED "WISCONSIN," NOW THE COACH OF THE CHICAGO BEARS, "LOVIE" SMITH, TO CALL BAD PLAYS. ALSO, THROWN INTO THE MIX WILL BE CHEATING, CHEAP SHOTS, EVIL, RED WITCHCRAFT TO BLOCK FIELD GOALS AND PLENTY OF FOULS UNDETECTED BY THE REFS. WATCH CLOSELY AND YOU WILL SEE HOW ROTTEN EVIL, RED WISCONSIN'S SPIRIT REALLY IS. YES, THE EVIL, RED, WISCONSIN, VAMPIRE POP-UPS ARE REVVED AND PLAN TO HIT "RED"LINE BEYOND LIFTER FLOAT AGAINST DA BEARS WHICH WILL NEED TO HAVE THEIR ACT TOGETHER. ACCORDING TO THE STAT PACK DA BEARS HAVE NOT WON AGAINST THE EVIL, RED RUSSIAN GREEN BAY PACKERS IN CHICAGO SINCE 1993. THE EVIL, RED RUSSIAN, WISCONSIN MEDIA PROPAGANDA, SPIN MACHINE HAS CHIRPED, CACKLED AND SCOFFED ALL WEEK THAT DA BEARS ARE WEAK, A FRAUD, IN FEAR, THEIR RECORD MEANS NOTHING, THE "ENEMY" CHICAGO BEARS WILL BE INJURED AND DESTROYED ON SUNDAY, EVIL, RED RUSSIAN GREEN BAY WILL BE STICKING A "DAGGER" IN DA BEARS AND THE EVIL, RED RUSSIAN, GREEN BAY PACKER PLAYER CALLED, "KGB," WILL BE SHARPENING THE "DAGGER." THE "MAGNIFICIENT" UNCLE RAM, "HE THE MAN," SAYS WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH THE TOUGH GET GOING, PREVAIL THROUGH ALL THESE BARRIERS, DON'T BLOW A HEAD GASKET ILLINOIS, AND GO OUT AND GET THE JOB DONE, AND HELP THE USA AS PHILADELPHIA DID LAST WEEK. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH ILLINOIS OVER THE EVIL, RED RUSSIAN, "KGB," DARK SIDE GREEN BAY PACKERS. THE "MAGNIFICIENT" UNCLE RAM, "HE THE MAN," WILL BE WATCHING AND ALONG FOR THE RIDE SO BOOGIE-WOOGIE ILLINOIS TO VICTORY. P.S. THE STATE OF ILLINOIS MAY BE "BLESSED" WITH THE "MAGNIFICIENT" UNCLE RAM'S PRESENCE, "HE THE MAN," THIS SUNDAY SO "ALL OF ILLINOIS WILL HAVE TO BE ON GOOD BEHAVIOR." GO BEARS, GO USA.
