A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle
lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The
Mexican
is stunned.
The Genie says," Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything you
want." The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking
tequila."
Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so
make
me pee tequila."
The Genie grants him his wish.
When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees
in
it. He looks at the glass and it's clear...it looks like tequila. Then
he
smells the liquid... it smells like tequila. So he takes a taste, and
it
is the best tequila he has ever tasted.
The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!" She
comes running down the hall, and the Mexican takes another glass out of
the
cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila.
Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. But turns out to
be
the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all
night.
The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to
get
two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses.
The
result is the same. The tequila is excellent, and the couple drinks
until
the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home from work and
tells
his wife, "Consuelo", grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink
Tequila. His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the
table.
The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife
asks
him, "but Poncho, why do we need only one glass?"
Poncho raises the glass and says, "BECAUSE TONIGHT, MI AMOR, YOU DRINK
FROM
THE BOTTLE."!
lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The
Mexican
is stunned.
The Genie says," Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything you
want." The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking
tequila."
Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so
make
me pee tequila."
The Genie grants him his wish.
When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees
in
it. He looks at the glass and it's clear...it looks like tequila. Then
he
smells the liquid... it smells like tequila. So he takes a taste, and
it
is the best tequila he has ever tasted.
The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!" She
comes running down the hall, and the Mexican takes another glass out of
the
cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila.
Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. But turns out to
be
the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all
night.
The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to
get
two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses.
The
result is the same. The tequila is excellent, and the couple drinks
until
the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home from work and
tells
his wife, "Consuelo", grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink
Tequila. His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the
table.
The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife
asks
him, "but Poncho, why do we need only one glass?"
Poncho raises the glass and says, "BECAUSE TONIGHT, MI AMOR, YOU DRINK
FROM
THE BOTTLE."!
