3800 A Blond Joke

MIKES3

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May 25, 2007
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The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
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> >An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction
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> >work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
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> >They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
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> >"Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one
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> >more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
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> >The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
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> >"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm
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> >going to jump off, too."
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> >The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again!
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> >If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm
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> >jumping too."
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> >The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw
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> >corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
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> >The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and
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> >jumped, too.
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> t;The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and
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> >jumped to his death as well.
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> >At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.
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> >She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of
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> >corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given
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> >it to him again!"
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> >The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have
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> >given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he
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> >hated burritos so much."
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> >....(Oh this is GOOD!!)...
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> >Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife
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> >The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA :ph34r:
 
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