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Here are some that I found.
Vin Diesel hates roads and islands, but he loves Rhode Island. He also hates irony.
Vin Diesel is harmful to radiation.
Noble gases become highly reactive in the presence of Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel will die if he ever comes into contact with cheese.
Vin Diesel taught Jesus how to walk on water after Jesus beat him in an eight hour Greco-Roman wrestling match.
Vin Diesel can reverse any combustion reaction by giving it the finger.
Dragon Ball Z is closely based on Vin Diesel's last piano recital. ROFLMAO!!! :lolsign: :lolsign:
Vin Diesel's scrotum was torn off by an angry tyrannosaurus on his last expedition to Africa in 1984. It was replaced by skin from the tyrannosaurus' leg, which Vin ripped off with his bare hands, and his testicles were replaced by radioactive remains from Fat Man and Little Boy, the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. This also explains why Japanese people are extremely anxious around him.
Vin Diesel may or may not be closely related to Donkey Kong, but he is definitely an unlockable character in Mario Kart.
Every 2pac track released since Tupac's death has actually been written and recorded by Vin Diesel, and he personally slaughtered everyone responsible for the nu-mixx klazzics.
Vin Diesel's name actually inspired the naming of diesel fuel, not the other way around.
Stalin and Vin Diesel was once very good friends, but the friendship tragically ended during a dispute over a word in the game scrabble.
Vin Diesel taught Yoda the ways of the force. :lolsign: :lolsign:
Vin Diesel is the world's best player of Spades. Even if you hold every spade in the deck, you will lose against Vin Diesel. Don't even try
If Vin Diesel was a woman, his vagina would contain the teeth and jaw pressure of a full grown crocodile.
Vin Diesel once saved a busload of orphans from going off a cliff, but only to consume them because he hadn't had breakfast that morning.
Vin Diesel doesn't read in the conventional sense. Rather, the words form into gladiators within his psyche, drawing upon the powers of their respective meanings, and battle until only the strongest survive in an arena of fire.
Vin Diesel's mother will not be born for another four thousand years.
Vin Diesel once had an in depth debate with Oprah Winfrey on the merits of capitalism. He sat and thought about his conclusions for five months on top of Mt. Fuji and as an afterthought he crapped out an exact 1:1 replica of the Eiffel Tower in its present form.
When golfing, if you accidentally miss the fairway, yelling 'Vin Diesel' will make the ball automatically appear on the green. Just try not to use it too often.
Vin Diesel starred with Hitler in a 1940 propaganda video designed to brainwash children in Madagascar. Two basketball players uncovered the long-lost tape in the 70s and published it under a new genre of music, rap.
Vin Diesel has been heard claiming to be "teh 1337 HaXxoR".
Vin Diesel is a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a salsa-filled sock.
Vin Diesel's favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is Donatello. He thinks Michelangelo is a little bitch.
Reverend Billy Graham only accepts backrubs from Jesus Chris himself. or Vin Diesel.
Vin once went sledding in New Hampshire and broke the sound barrier by turning his head around and blowing forcefully. As a result of the shock waves, several children died. Vin ascended to heaven and repeatedly punched God in the eye until he brought them all back to life. Every single one of those children are now scientists.
When within a 7 foot radius of Vin Diesel, you are actually standing on sovereign Guatemalan territory.
On the third day God actually said, "Let there be France!" So Vin Diesel killed him, became God, and uttered the now famous, "Let there be Light!"
Only Vin Diesel knows with certainty what the Christ Dr. Pepper really is. That knowledge is both his eternal burden and the source of his powers.
Vin Diesel is, in fact, the real son of God. He didn't need the extra attention, so he found a drugged out hippie named Jesus to take his place. Thousands of years later, Vin found out about Jesus' crusifixion. He simply laughed.
Vin Diesel uses diamond studded condoms. He uses them with no regard for his partners pain, but after sex, offers them radiator coolant, for use as local anesthetic.
Here are some that I found.
Vin Diesel hates roads and islands, but he loves Rhode Island. He also hates irony.
Vin Diesel is harmful to radiation.
Noble gases become highly reactive in the presence of Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel will die if he ever comes into contact with cheese.
Vin Diesel taught Jesus how to walk on water after Jesus beat him in an eight hour Greco-Roman wrestling match.
Vin Diesel can reverse any combustion reaction by giving it the finger.
Dragon Ball Z is closely based on Vin Diesel's last piano recital. ROFLMAO!!! :lolsign: :lolsign:
Vin Diesel's scrotum was torn off by an angry tyrannosaurus on his last expedition to Africa in 1984. It was replaced by skin from the tyrannosaurus' leg, which Vin ripped off with his bare hands, and his testicles were replaced by radioactive remains from Fat Man and Little Boy, the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. This also explains why Japanese people are extremely anxious around him.
Vin Diesel may or may not be closely related to Donkey Kong, but he is definitely an unlockable character in Mario Kart.
Every 2pac track released since Tupac's death has actually been written and recorded by Vin Diesel, and he personally slaughtered everyone responsible for the nu-mixx klazzics.
Vin Diesel's name actually inspired the naming of diesel fuel, not the other way around.
Stalin and Vin Diesel was once very good friends, but the friendship tragically ended during a dispute over a word in the game scrabble.
Vin Diesel taught Yoda the ways of the force. :lolsign: :lolsign:
Vin Diesel is the world's best player of Spades. Even if you hold every spade in the deck, you will lose against Vin Diesel. Don't even try
If Vin Diesel was a woman, his vagina would contain the teeth and jaw pressure of a full grown crocodile.
Vin Diesel once saved a busload of orphans from going off a cliff, but only to consume them because he hadn't had breakfast that morning.
Vin Diesel doesn't read in the conventional sense. Rather, the words form into gladiators within his psyche, drawing upon the powers of their respective meanings, and battle until only the strongest survive in an arena of fire.
Vin Diesel's mother will not be born for another four thousand years.
Vin Diesel once had an in depth debate with Oprah Winfrey on the merits of capitalism. He sat and thought about his conclusions for five months on top of Mt. Fuji and as an afterthought he crapped out an exact 1:1 replica of the Eiffel Tower in its present form.
When golfing, if you accidentally miss the fairway, yelling 'Vin Diesel' will make the ball automatically appear on the green. Just try not to use it too often.
Vin Diesel starred with Hitler in a 1940 propaganda video designed to brainwash children in Madagascar. Two basketball players uncovered the long-lost tape in the 70s and published it under a new genre of music, rap.
Vin Diesel has been heard claiming to be "teh 1337 HaXxoR".
Vin Diesel is a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a salsa-filled sock.
Vin Diesel's favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is Donatello. He thinks Michelangelo is a little bitch.
Reverend Billy Graham only accepts backrubs from Jesus Chris himself. or Vin Diesel.
Vin once went sledding in New Hampshire and broke the sound barrier by turning his head around and blowing forcefully. As a result of the shock waves, several children died. Vin ascended to heaven and repeatedly punched God in the eye until he brought them all back to life. Every single one of those children are now scientists.
When within a 7 foot radius of Vin Diesel, you are actually standing on sovereign Guatemalan territory.
On the third day God actually said, "Let there be France!" So Vin Diesel killed him, became God, and uttered the now famous, "Let there be Light!"
Only Vin Diesel knows with certainty what the Christ Dr. Pepper really is. That knowledge is both his eternal burden and the source of his powers.
Vin Diesel is, in fact, the real son of God. He didn't need the extra attention, so he found a drugged out hippie named Jesus to take his place. Thousands of years later, Vin found out about Jesus' crusifixion. He simply laughed.
Vin Diesel uses diamond studded condoms. He uses them with no regard for his partners pain, but after sex, offers them radiator coolant, for use as local anesthetic.
