A man walked into the Women's department of Macy's in
New York City. He tells the saleslady, "I would like a
Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind
of bra?" He repeats, "A Jewish Bra. She said to tell
you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would
know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't
get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of
our customers lately want the Catholic bra, the
Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So,
what are the differences?"
The saleslady responded, "It's all really quite
simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The
Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the
Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
The man mused on that information for a minute, and
asked "So, what is the Jewish type for?"
"They make mountains out of molehills," she replied.
New York City. He tells the saleslady, "I would like a
Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind
of bra?" He repeats, "A Jewish Bra. She said to tell
you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would
know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't
get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of
our customers lately want the Catholic bra, the
Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So,
what are the differences?"
The saleslady responded, "It's all really quite
simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The
Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the
Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
The man mused on that information for a minute, and
asked "So, what is the Jewish type for?"
"They make mountains out of molehills," she replied.