A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind their team's bench... After the game, he asked
her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each
other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!" Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!
