3800 How to change a lightbulb

[dole21]

with the Bush administration involved.



How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light
bulb? The answer is SEVEN:

(1) One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.

(2) One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who asks
questions about the light bulb.

(3) One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light
bulb.

(4) One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs.

(5) One to get together with Vice President Cheney and award a
million-dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton Industries for supplying a
light bulb.

(6) One to arrange a photo-op session showing Dubya changing the light
bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.

(7) And finally, one to explain to Dubya the difference between screwing
a light bulb and screwing the country.

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I wish i could vote, but I'll be two days too young!

Anybody else think he was dropped as a infant?

 

[98 TGP TOY]

How many people from Kerry's "administration" would it take to change a light bulb?


Answer......nobody knows, he would never be able to decide if he actually wanted to change it or not. Constantly contemplating what would be best for americans and his political career. If he changes the light bulb, americans may love him, but the politicians will not like a light bulb changer. If he doesnt change it americans will hate him, and the politicians will think he is a strong man perfectly suited for arrogant Washington......WHAT WILL HE EVER DO.


I had to do it.....