A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman
> may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is
comprised
> of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the
shopper
> ascends the flights.
>
> There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
> choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
> back down except to exit the building.
>
> So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
>
> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
> Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>
> The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than
> my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes
>
> The second floor sign reads:
> Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
>
> The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
> further
> up?" And up she goes again.
>
> The third floor sign reads:
> Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
> looking.
>
> "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
>
> The fourth floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men have jobs, loves kids, are extremely good looking
> and help with the housework.
>
> "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
> further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
>
> The fifth floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
> help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
>
> "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further
> on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
>
> The sixth floor sign reads:
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
> men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have
> a nice day.
> may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is
comprised
> of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the
shopper
> ascends the flights.
>
> There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
> choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
> back down except to exit the building.
>
> So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
>
> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
> Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>
> The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than
> my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes
>
> The second floor sign reads:
> Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
>
> The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
> further
> up?" And up she goes again.
>
> The third floor sign reads:
> Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
> looking.
>
> "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
>
> The fourth floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men have jobs, loves kids, are extremely good looking
> and help with the housework.
>
> "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
> further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
>
> The fifth floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
> help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
>
> "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further
> on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
>
> The sixth floor sign reads:
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
> men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have
> a nice day.
