3800 You know your a redneck

[rob]

-Starting you car requires you to open the hood..

-You keep the fly swatter on the dash so you can reach the kids in the back seat.

-You use your head as a hood prop when your working on the car.

-You dont have a matching size tire on you pickup truck.

-Your town put the new garbage truck in the parade.

-The garbage man gets confused on what to take and not to take out of your front yard..

-You have gotten into a fist fight at a yard sale.

(my favoret)-You have rebuilt a carborator on the cammode.

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[1BADGTP]

I like Jeff foxworthy, bill engall, ron white and larry "the cable guy" i watch the blue collar comedy tour alll the time since i have the dvd...

The garbage man gets confused on what to take and not to take out of your front yard..
i love that one

 

[VHGTP]

you cut your grass and find a car... :lol: :lol:

 

[rob]

Or when there are chickens in your prenump....

When your old TV is a stand for you new one...

When you have a relative living in the garage.

When you ask your neighbor to barrow a quart of beer.

When there is a belch on you answering machine greeting..

When you go camping an your standard of living increases.

 

[VHGTP]

--u go to a family reunion to pick up chicks... :lol:

--when you've been on tv MORE THAN ONCE describing what the UFO looked like

--you have a gun rack on your bike

--when giving directions to your house involves turning off the "paved road"

 

[Dream]

--when you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

 

[rob]

Originally posted by Dream@Mar 28 2004, 10:48 PM
--when you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

That ones great Becky..... :lol:

 

[Jamie231]

The Blue collar comedy tour kick ass! "Larry the cable guy" is one funny redneck! "Get'r Done"