A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar
and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a
corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks
at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your
grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man,
she is a fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies
are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the
drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on
with your grandma and she is good - the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the
biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll
tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the
shoulders and says, "Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home!"
and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a
corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks
at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your
grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man,
she is a fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies
are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the
drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on
with your grandma and she is good - the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the
biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll
tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the
shoulders and says, "Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home!"