Barracks Door
> >
> > Mr Smith hired a beautiful secretary. She was
young,
> > polite and exceptionally well constructed. One
day,
> > while taking dictation, she noticed that Mr
Smith's
> > fly was open and upon leaving the office, she said
"Oh,
> > Mr. Smith, did you know that the barracks door was
open?"
> > He didn't understand her remark, but later noticed
that
> > his zipper was undone and decided to have some fun
with
> > his secretary. He called her into his office. "By
the
> > way Miss Jones, when you saw that the barracks
door
> > was open this morning, did you also see a soldier
standing
> > to attention?" Although Miss Jones was young and
polite,
> > she was quite witty. She replied, "Why no, Mr.
Smith,
> > all I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on an old
duffle
> > bag."
