Three baseball fans leave the stadium after a game and come
across a dead, naked woman lying in the middle of the street.
After they call the cops, they each take off their baseball
caps and place them on the dead woman out of respect and to
cover her private parts until the cops arrive.
The first fan places his Boston Red Sox cap over her left
breast, the second places his Phillies cap on her right breast
and the third fan places his Cubs cap on her pubic area.
The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from
the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they
found her naked and covered her up with their caps, the cop
went over to examine the body.
He briefly lifted the Red Sox cap, and quickly replaced it.
Then he lifted the Phillies cap, and also quickly replaced
it.
However, when he lifted the Cubs cap, he stared and stared
for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let
the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned
and lifted the Cubs cap once again and stared for a long
time.
As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious
and stopped him to ask why he spent so much time looking at
the woman's genitalia?
He replied, "It's the first time I've seen anything but an
a**hole under a Cubs cap."
MrT
across a dead, naked woman lying in the middle of the street.
After they call the cops, they each take off their baseball
caps and place them on the dead woman out of respect and to
cover her private parts until the cops arrive.
The first fan places his Boston Red Sox cap over her left
breast, the second places his Phillies cap on her right breast
and the third fan places his Cubs cap on her pubic area.
The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from
the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they
found her naked and covered her up with their caps, the cop
went over to examine the body.
He briefly lifted the Red Sox cap, and quickly replaced it.
Then he lifted the Phillies cap, and also quickly replaced
it.
However, when he lifted the Cubs cap, he stared and stared
for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let
the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned
and lifted the Cubs cap once again and stared for a long
time.
As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious
and stopped him to ask why he spent so much time looking at
the woman's genitalia?
He replied, "It's the first time I've seen anything but an
a**hole under a Cubs cap."
MrT
