A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling
like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says
arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also
very arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel
No. 5, $150 an ounce!
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her
destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she
leaves, looks both beautiful women in the eye, she bends over,
and farts.....
"Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
