3800 Sleepless in the White House

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One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his
White House bed.
He
awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush
asks him,
"George, what's
the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,"
Washington
advises,
then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the
ghost of Thomas
Jefferson
moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out,
"Tom, please! What
is the
best thing I could do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson
advises, and dims
from
sight.

The third night sleep is still not in the cards for
Bush. He awakens to
see
the ghost of F. D. R. hovering D. R. hovering over his
bed. Bush
whispers,
"Franklin, what is the best thing I could do to help
the country?"

"Help the people, just like I did," FDR replies and
fades into the
mists.

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees
another figure
moving
in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe,
what is the best
thing I
can do right now, to help the country?" Bush pleads.

Abe replies, "Go see a play."
 
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