Classy furniture piece that will get you laid.

Add some class to your home, apt, condo, garage, pole barn with this fancy ass armoire I am selling. Changing thing up at my house and the gf wants "mid century modern" pieces, whatever the hell that means. This unit is all handcrafted, not some pressboard ikea crap, and you can actually tell its solid wood and will last for yrs. Bought new at Walter E. Smithe, its in "like new shape" with barely any blems or dings. The dimensions are 79 in tall, 47 wide, 24 deep. I will entertain all reasonable offers, but looking to get 1k for it. I dont even want to tell what it cost new, but I will if you ask :bigthumb: . My credit card is crying with all the furniture purchases, so help a guy out, peek on the walter e smithe website if you want an idea of how much "real furniture" costs and make me an offer. I am not expecting to sell it here, but looking for for the rare chance this would work well in one of your homes.


I will not trade, settle for handjobs, pics of genitals, or a non running golf cart. Show the pics to your wives, gf's, hookers, or make up your mind this would look nice in your place and maybe attract one of the aforementioned ladies.

I am in Algonquin and can transport it in my truck if you need help.

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Those are not file photos, thats my gf Photoshopping EVERYTHING.
 

FrenchLicker

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I'm sure this cost a lot more than 1000 dollars new but selling used furniture is tough. I sold my mom's bedroom set a few months ago which was over 15k new for 1000 dollars in perfect condition and it took a long time to sell.

Good luck!

Why the fuck would anyone spend 15k on furniture for a bedroom? Get a nice bed and fuck the rest
 

ktraver97ss

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If you ever move into a larger home and plan on buying a bunch of furniture, beds, and appliances a direct buy account will pay for itself. My close friend has one and he makes money off buying shit for people. I got a $3k+ couch and chair for like $1700 including the extra $200 he added on. Its a win-win.

glws
 

Fast99Snake

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Why the fuck would anyone spend 15k on furniture for a bedroom? Get a nice bed and fuck the rest

I dunno, when the money was flowing 30 years ago and you buy a nice house you don't put cheap stuff in it, you put stuff in it that will last as long as the house.

Same could be said for why spend 100k on a car when you can buy a used honda for 5k that will use less gas too?
 

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