Let me break this down to you:
5 tickets = you deserved
one cop = out doing his job
morton grove = anywhere in Illinois
arrested at $200 bail = Wow, that's cheap. Lucky.
Car impounded at $275 = Standard protocol.
78 in a 35 = In some countries, you would be executed by firing squad for this.
reckless driving = Life in Prison or execution in other countries. 78 is a 35 IS WRECKLESS DRIVING.
improper lane usage = Not sure of the specifics, but you were probably going this fast in the right lane, or weaving back and forth.
screatching of the tires = that's a legit fine, you can't screech your tires legally on the street, and you admit to it.
and listen to this NO FRONT PLATE = OMG! no front plate! What a DICKHEAD COP! Oh wait. Not having a front plate is ILLEGAL in THE ENTIRE STATE OF ILLINOIS. I got ticketed it for it too parked outside my own house. Guess what, there are laws for driving a motor vehicle, driving a car is a big responsibility, you can end many lives with one including your own. And Illinois happens to require and front and a rear plate. Why do you think they gave you a front license plate? To hang on your wall? If you don't drive with your front plate on, then expect to pay some consequence if you get caught (like me!).
WHAT A DICK = Yes, he's a dick because he stopped you from possibly killing yourself and others. What you did put others at risk around you and you could have killed somebody. You didn't this time, but he threw the book at you and gave you all those tickets to teach you a lesson.
THIS COP REALLY NEEDS TO GET LAID = Wow, that's a mature statement. Please return to posting again after you've finished puberty. Asshole.