When you're taking a shit..

[Mook]

And you suddenly realize there is no tp on the roller and you panic thinking you're out so you do the half lean off the toilet and open the sink cabinet and stretch to reach around and then it happens... You feel it. The final roll of tp.

Feels good man.

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[GLADIATOR]

 

[Ron Vogel]

I just yell to get one of the kids to get me some. Problem solved

 

[Marko]

LOL. Since we’re on the subject. How many wipes do you guys average ?

10-15 here

It Depends.

 

[nytebyte]

I just use the wife's bath towel.

If the TP is empty, she's most likely the one who used it all anyway, sooo payback!

 

[CMNTMXR57]

I just use the wife's bath towel.

If the TP is empty, she's most likely the one who used it all anyway, sooo payback!

Mine does this every single fucking time... I go in to drop some ordinance off and there is no fucking TP.

So I may just start using her towel.

 

[syP]

or you take a shit at the construction site, look around and see no TP, so you have to use your glove.



yolo


(now i brought a roll of TP hidden in our job box. never doing THAT again)

 

[Shawn1112]

or you take a shit at the construction site, look around and see no TP, so you have to use your glove.



yolo


(now i brought a roll of TP hidden in our job box. never doing THAT again)

Rookie, lol

 

[syP]

Rookie, lol

Explosive and couldn’t control it, crazy stomach bug. Lol. Had to do what I had to do. My morning shit at home usually takes care of me til dinner time.

 

[Blood on Blood]

Learned the hard way, always check for a TP roll upon entering the shitter stall

 

[MrDragster1970]

.


When you know you always forget to check, you stick a 6 pack next to it!!!!
Problem solved!!!!


.

 

[MrDragster1970]

or you take a shit at the construction site, look around and see no TP, so you have to use your glove.



yolo


(now i brought a roll of TP hidden in our job box. never doing THAT again)

SCREW THAT!!!!

I follow the big bang theory rules, train yourself to go at 0600 every day!!!!


.

 

[syP]

Explosive and couldn’t control it, crazy stomach bug. Lol. Had to do what I had to do. My morning shit at home usually takes care of me til dinner time.

SCREW THAT!!!!

I follow the big bang theory rules, train yourself to go at 0600 every day!!!!


.

:wink:

 

[Marko]

I had to use paper towel at a bathroom in downtown Chicago last winter. Ran out of tp. Explosive shits from a flu bug. Felt great afterwards though.


Totally clogged up the toilet too. Omg.

 

[Shawn1112]

Explosive and couldn’t control it, crazy stomach bug. Lol. Had to do what I had to do. My morning shit at home usually takes care of me til dinner time.

I was calling you a rookie for being on a jobsite and not bringing your own TP to the bathroom.