Do you know where that microwave has been?

[Flyn]

Yeah! this young lady has a new job offer. Problem is she likes her drugs. So, she buys/saves some drug free urine to use for her drug screening test. Problem is some testing companies check the temperature to make sure the urine is close to body temp and not a refrigerated sample.

How is this young lady going to heat up her urine?

A store clerk reported seeing the suspect, identified as Angelique Sanchez, 26, place something in the Aurora, Colo., store’s microwave before hearing a “loud bang” seconds later, Denver’s KUSA-TV reported, citing an Aurora Police Department report.

The clerk reportedly told Sanchez to clean up the mess or she would alert police. Sanchez then “wiped out the microwave onto the floor” with napkins and left, Pueblo’s KOAA-TV reported, also citing the police report.

The clerk then called police and told them she noticed “yellow liquid dripping from the microwave and the smell was unquestionably urine.”

Police later found Sanchez about a half-mile away, at a health clinic where she was waiting to undergo a physical exam and urinalysis for a potential job, according to the report.

Woman fined after urine sample damages 7-Eleven microwave, police say | Fox News

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[LikeABauce302]

I feel like this is normal for gas station and convenience store microwaves. I wouldn't touch one lol.

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Retard

 

[CMNTMXR57]

How the fuck long did she have it in there for... 20 minutes?

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Rightttt. 10 seconds max

 

[CMNTMXR57]

And then keep it in your panties or something next to you to maintain warmth until you need to dispense it.

I swear... Dumbasses.

 

[boostedguy05]

gotta acount for the cool down itme, 2 15 second bursts. then tuck into waist band to keep it up to temp.

so ive been told.

iv'e never needed to worry about passing a drug test with fresh stuff.

 

[CHI2000GTP]

Haha. Disgusting. You gotta warm it up to body temp, and wrap it in hand warmers.

 

[Marko]

Too many bums hang out at gas stations and convenience stores. Lol.