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Old 05-16-2018, 09:15 AM   #3751
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That sounds brutal. I couldnít work on vehicles for a living without wanting to strangle someone. You guys hourly or work book hours?
Yours is way worse, I cross a circuit and pop fuse or burn up a motor.

You do that and you fucking die.

I've got it easy
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Cut lawn yesterday. All the rain was like grass viagra. Mexico in 7 days
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IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS IN MAY

All kinds of shit being delivered the next couple of days.

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Old 05-16-2018, 10:23 AM   #3758
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Yours is way worse, I cross a circuit and pop fuse or burn up a motor.

You do that and you fucking die.

I've got it easy
Eh, easier to troubleshoot. I can tell you where every wire lands in every single piece of conduit in this building, how many are in that conduit, and the wire gauge. Thanks to codes, things are done mostly correct and predictable.

We donít work on anything hot over 50v. I can troubleshoot in arc flash gear which is limited to checking with a meter, megging/hi-pot, or IR thermography. No manipulation of conductors or any tools inside equipment at all.



Iíve got a lot of stuff that I have to turn on/off with a robot because the arc blast/flash potential is so large. Thereís a chiller less than 10í from where Iím sitting that has a 24í 9Ē arc flash boundary and 89cal incident energy. That suit is rated for 40cal and at 40 cal it will keep your burns to 2nd degree or less. I have to use a remote switch to cycle the breaker outside of that range. We have panels with arc flash boundaries into the hundreds of feet.

Just have to treat things with respect and understand what youíre doing. It can be EXTREMELY dangerous.
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As one electrician told me, those suits just keep you generally in one piece so you might be able to have an open casket.
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Here you go.

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Here, only 480v...I'm sure Jared works around MUCH higher voltages...it's not necessarily the burns that kill you, it's the shockwave

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just received an email about an office wide meeting next week to discuss harassment in the work place.

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So needed to drop a deuce on company time. Full house on our floor, so went down to the “public” one on the first floor. Only two stalls, other guy was sitting there talking to his banker about an $86 payment

Do other people make calls and talk to actual people while taking a shit??
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people do that all the time here, even while using the urinal. its annoying.
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i try to be extra loud when it happens so the person on the other end knows where they are at.
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He had it on speaker phone, claimed he was in the “hallway”
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Here, only 480v...I'm sure Jared works around MUCH higher voltages...it's not necessarily the burns that kill you, it's the shockwave

Nah, we donít touch higher than 480. We have linemen in house too, all building equipment is 480 or less. Highest stuff Iíll see is around 700 on a DC bus in a variable frequency drive.

Iím not so worried about getting shocked, Iím in control of that if Iím doing my job right. Itís arc flash I canít do anything about. The size and length of the conductors, distance to the nearest circuit protection, ratings of the circuit protection, how fast the circuit protection clears all have to do with it.

So longer/thicker wire=more copper to vaporize into a plasma ball, a breaker takes longer to operate than a fuse so there may be a few cycles of power that pulse through the line before opening the circuit thus giving more time for he plasma cloud to propagate. Etc etc.

My last job I used to do some 4160v work, which I had NO business doing, along with everyone else I worked with. Happily ignorant.
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what are the dimensions on the garage ?
Going to just be a little shop and some storage, 16x28
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you already have an attached 3 car though right?

16 wide or 16 deep?
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also, if you don't mind me asking, ballpark on what that's going to cost?
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Found something I could customize on my work laptop. Itís seriously slow here.
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