You're given an aluminum bat, would you fight this thing to the death for 500k?

[Mook]

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[VenomousDSG]

A boar that big would eat you alive if you pissed it off, bat or not. Thing probably weighs half a ton or more.

 

[wolfe]

The dumpster yes, not a chance in hell with the boar

 

[Spivitz]

Seriously, I consider myself fairly capable of kicking ass.........
Against a boar that big
No
Fucking
Way

 

[IDAFC21]

Id need to see the 500k first.

 

[Spivitz]

Fucker would laugh at you and your bat.

44 mag, no problem. Preferably an ak47

 

[wolfe]

Id need to see the 500k first.

So you can see it before you’re mauled to death?

 

[Spivitz]

He was being facetious, I laughed

 

[Flyn]

Does the bat have big spikes?

You'll still die but you'll look cooler doing it.

 

[FESTER665]

Not a chance

 

[1quick]

For 500k I’d give it a shot, I’m not gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars

 

[ragingclue]

Don't they give you bacterial DoTs too? So even if you do somehow kill it...

 

[cdh027]

That thing would kill you, fuck your dead body and then eat you.

 

[VenomousDSG]

For 500k I’d give it a shot, I’m not gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars

When you give it a shot and die, can i look after the 500K? I will keep it nice and safe.

Trust me, i am doctor.

 

[Great White Drake]

One of the babies, call me Sammy Sosa.

Big mama with the tiny dancer feet, no way.

 

[Fish]

Is the bat's name Lucille?

 

[Ti28]

FUCK NO! People have gotten royally fucked up hunting with guns!

 

[Fish]

True. RIP Robert Baratheon

 

[Blownbyyou]

Does that aluminum bat have a 12 ga with slugs hiding in it? And possibly 2 adult diapers because I’ll need them! Holy fucking shot sticks

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

Honestly if you offered me $500k and let me use a .44mag instead of the bat id still be hesitant. Lol.

I’d need at least 4 speedloaders and a lot of practice

 

[willizm]

Yes if I could subcontract this out to some country strong backwoods bastard for 250k

 

[Stink Star]

Nothing you could do with a bat would stop that thing

 

[SMRTSS1]

I shot a pissed off boar 3 times with a shotgun and the motherfucker still chased me up a damn tree. With a bat? FUCK NO!!! I’m not going boar hunting again without a full auto AR and a full auto MP7 for backup.

 

[willizm]

I shot a pissed off boar 3 times with a shotgun and the motherfucker still chased me up a damn tree. With a bat? FUCK NO!!! I’m not going boar hunting again without a full auto AR and a full auto MP7 for backup.

Would 223 be sufficient. May have to pull out an ar10 with 308

 

[Ti28]

Would 223 be sufficient. May have to pull out an ar10 with 308

A wild boar on charge will laugh at a .223. The only way you are taking a boar with a .223 is a head shot at a distance when they are not knowing.