Amazon Gives Homeowner Strange Gift This Holiday Season

[Flyn]

Guess there wasn't a gas station anywhere around because this Amazon driver really had to go and chose a customer's driveway as the spot to void her bowels.

Amazon gave the homeowner a gift certificate to make up for the inconvenience of coming home to a large, smelly load at the end of the driveway. Driver has been fired.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/amazon-driver-poops-driveway_us_5a218ed5e4b0a02abe90ec11

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[nytebyte]

Hey, when you gotta go.....

 

[wombat]

That's pretty shitty.

 

[SleeperLS]

News...it doesn't exist any more

 

[Bruce Jibboo]

the question is... was this convenience or one of those SUPER EPIC emergencies shit yourself or on the street maybe this needs a tcg poll.

 

[SMKE EM]

What a shit show

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Doesn't even wipe. Nasty. I bet she smells horrible too.

 

[Flyn]

Funny thing is she picks a home with a camera and it all ends up on video.

Delivery supervisor had to come out and clean it up. He put it in the homeowner's garbage can because it smelled too much to take it with him.

 

[zenriddles]

Funny thing is she picks a home with a camera and it all ends up on video.

Delivery supervisor had to come out and clean it up. He put it in the homeowner's garbage can because it smelled too much to take it with him.

Didn't we have a thread a while back where a member was pissed about someone putting their dogshit into his garbage can?

That would be a one-up on dogshit. "Fucker comes out to make the mess go away and then dumps it in MY garbage can!"

 

[DanJ]

the question is... was this convenience or one of those SUPER EPIC emergencies shit yourself or on the street maybe this needs a tcg poll.

My dad was a roll off driver for Waste Management for 30+ years. He has many tales of taking emergency shits in the back of compactors or in the bushes at industrial parks . Never in someone’s driveway though.

 

[Blood on Blood]

Lmao