Today's Florida Drunk Lawnmower Driver Story

[Flyn]

This week in Florida. First we have a woman riding a horse drunk. Now we get an idiot driving his lawnmower drunk on US1... with a case of beer. :rollpicard:

Can't he stay on the sidestreets? There's dumb and then there's Florida.

A Florida man was arrested after police caught him drunk driving his lawn mower down a major highway, Fox 13 reported.

Police in Port St. Lucie noticed a man driving unsteadily down U.S. Highway 1 on Nov. 3, according to the report. The man, Kenneth Burton Alleshouse, 56, was riding his red Snapper lawn mower down the road while carrying a case of Budweiser beer, Fox 13 said.

Drunk Florida man arrested for driving lawn mower on highway | Fox News

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[Spivitz]

:rollpicard:

 

[VenomousDSG]

Ah know mah rights!!!

 

[Marko]

Are they sure that didn’t happen in Indiana?

 

[Blood on Blood]

Lmao!

Can envision this guy riding the Snapper down the expressway while hold his beer and singing Lynyrd Skynyrd songs