Woman eludes catch by biting line (Not Florida... OK, it's Florida)

[Flyn]

A Florida fisherman had one get away recently.

A fisherman told deputies that 22-year-old Alexandria Turner appeared to be intoxicated when she swam up to his fishing line and cursed him out.

She bit the line and swam away with the rigging...

...Deputies said Turner began creating a scene and upsetting the "sense of public norm at the pier" when they tried to take her into protective custody.

She refused to let deputies handcuff her and screamed, "I'm (expletive) naked!" several times, the report said.

Deputies arrested Turner on suspicion of disorderly intoxication, and resisting arrest without violence.

Deputies: Woman drunkenly bites man's fishing line, swims away with lu

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[sickmint79]

well at least she didn't eat anyone's face

 

[VenomousDSG]

Business as usual in Florida.

 

[Blood on Blood]

Too bad the fisherman didn't hook her in the mouth

 

[CMNTMXR57]

Yea, I don't think I'd want to see that fish out of the water... So she was probably correct in her refusal to let them get her out.

 

[radioguy6]

Flakka still a big problem down there?

 

[P40E]

Well she does look like she eats tuna .

 

[Mike K]

Would give you rep for headline if we still had it.