Chicago man 'high on drugs' cuts off own penis

Chet Donnelly

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Report: Naked Chicago man 'high on drugs' cuts off own penis - Story | WFLD

Video posted by The DailyMail appears to show a Chicago man who is allegedly high on drugs bleeding heavily from his genital area.

The incident happened Monday evening near the intersection of Grace Street and Drake Avenue in the Irving Park neighborhood.

The video appears to show the man shouting and swearing at residents in the area.

Once police arrived on the scene, video shows the man charging at officers who then tase him.

The person who shot the video can heard saying, “Oh my God, bro. Shoot his a**. Shoot that mother f****r. This is a time when you shoot people!”

The man’s condition is currently unknown.

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We had a guy who hit a few parked cars. He was pretty banged up. Brought him to the hospital. 20 mins later hospital calls the fd asking where his penis was. Well apparently we missed the fact he cut his own dick off and was trying to drive himself to the hospital. We had to go back (car was still on the tow truck) and look for his amputated dick. Wasn't in the car ended up being in his homes bathroom.
 

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Sad part is taxpayers will probably be paying for him to get a penis transplant... And, he'll get a big one.

Sad part is we are so PC we can't just laugh at the stupid bastard and say "well, there's one for the Darwin awards" and dismiss him as generally fucked up, and not worthy of reproduction, and thank you for the self omission, and hope you don't have many offspring already, and have fun sitting down to pee from now on.
Nah, we have to understand and support him.

What if he cut it off because he was denied his God given right to change his sex on the taxpayer's dole? Will the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals award him a tax rebate for avoiding us the costly Penis removal Surgery from our tax burden?
 

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I was at a house party in highschool, and this kid got so drunk that he came out of the kitchen naked with his tiny dick in one hand and a knife in the other :rofl:. He started screaming something about how he was going to cut it off and a few of us just egged him on that he wouldn't actually do it. He didn't cut it off, but looking back that could have been a pretty bad scene had he he went through with it.
 

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We had a guy who hit a few parked cars. He was pretty banged up. Brought him to the hospital. 20 mins later hospital calls the fd asking where his penis was. Well apparently we missed the fact he cut his own dick off and was trying to drive himself to the hospital. We had to go back (car was still on the tow truck) and look for his amputated dick. Wasn't in the car ended up being in his homes bathroom.

I was at a house party in highschool, and this kid got so drunk that he came out of the kitchen naked with his tiny dick in one hand and a knife in the other :rofl:. He started screaming something about how he was going to cut it off and a few of us just egged him on that he wouldn't actually do it. He didn't cut it off, but looking back that could have been a pretty bad scene had he he went through with it.

these posts could use their own threads quite truthfully.

what the shit :rofl:
 
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