Get off my lawn. Goose edition

[Fish]

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[SirMarco]

One punch to the face and that goose will stop

 

[Yaj Yak]

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[m_dogg]

I hate those fuckers

 

[nytebyte]

Lookout! DEATH GOOSE!!

Seriously though, just grab it by the neck and swing it around a few times. It will stop bothering you.

 

[boostedguy05]

i wish a goose would attack me so i can do that.

 

[TCG Member 5219]

i wish a goose would attack me so i can do that.

Fucking this. Those things are horrible. Punt that fucker.

 

[Dan00Hawk]

I would love to let me dogs loose to chase off the geese around our subdivision's retention ponds and parks. "Federally Protected Migration Bird" or something like that can make it a costly issue, though.

 

[ragingclue]

Do you guys actually punch them in the face or grab them by the necks? Serious question.

They're mean as hell, I yell at the ones that park in my yard all the time and they've got serious attitude problems. I've seen them go after people like that back in the day when we used to have to shoo them off the soccer fields as a kid, had a couple friends get some nasty welts.

 

[CMNTMXR57]

Fucking flying rats! I don't get why they're protected. They're pieces of shit!

 

[Chester Copperpot]

I don't get why they're protected.

Because they'd be removed from existence via bird shot for being complete cock suckers to everyone and everything.

 

[CMNTMXR57]

And would anyone miss them? NO!

Countless times, I want to gun the throttle when they're taking up road residence... Just mow all them fuckers down.

 

[MuffHugger]

Killed one with a bad shot when I used to golf.

No Ragrets

 

[Yaj Yak]

sounds like a good shot

 

[blakbearddelite]

I saw a goose go down one time after getting hit by a golf ball. I don't think it ever got back up, poor guy.

 

[boostedguy05]

Do you guys actually punch them in the face or grab them by the necks? Serious question.

They're mean as hell, I yell at the ones that park in my yard all the time and they've got serious attitude problems. I've seen them go after people like that back in the day when we used to have to shoo them off the soccer fields as a kid, had a couple friends get some nasty welts.

I hvae never been attacked by one, nor do i go looking for a fight with one. but if one attached me, you bet your ass i would defend myself by a grab and throw!

 

[Thirdgen89GTA]

I saw a goose go down one time after getting hit by a golf ball. I don't think it ever got back up, poor guy.

Was that that Golf ball video when the duck got nailed and just went down hard?

Cause that one definitely did not get back up. The trail of blood was great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCzkAQDjPQc

 

[Mr_Roboto]

I think we know what he's eating for dinner that night.

Seriously though, a nice kick to a goose if they fucked with me would be highly likely.

 

[VenomousDSG]

Those things weigh like 5 pounds, they're all feathers, and have nothing sharp to hurt you with. WTF would you run away from a goose for? Grab it by the neck.

 

[importcrew]

I remember when I was in the 6th grade. We were playing football and these fuckers were all over the field. A friend and I started chasing them off the field and they flew away,.....only to make a U-turn and try shitting on us.

 

[CMNTMXR57]

They do have amazing aim.

The other night, when I got home, after getting the car in the garage, I found that I ran over two perfectly placed goose turds, both in my track (so both a right and a left wheel got it), and right at the lip of my blacktop driveway and the concrete garage lip.

 

[Shawn1112]

I remember when I was in the 6th grade. We were playing football and these fuckers were all over the field. A friend and I started chasing them off the field and they flew away,.....only to make a U-turn and try shitting on us.

About the same age, we were playing near a pond in a cemetery in the city.
I hit one of those fuckers in the head with a league ball as hard as I could throw it. Didnt kill him, but he couldnt pick his head up off the ground. That one and 3 others tried attacking me right after. My dumb ass ran in to the pond to try and get away. My brother and one of my buddies still bring that shit up 30 years later, lol

 

[Fish]

We have had them make a nest in our dock area the last few years. My collection of videos of drivers and one of my coworkers being chased keeps growing. And we keep laughing.

 

[firemandan1700]

Damn Canadian immigrants lol

 

[boostedguy05]

they nest on our roof at work, we hear them running all over the roof and squaking all damn day. its funny when they stick their head off the edge of the roof and hiss at people.