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just thinking about some of the shit i could type makes me want to put walther in my mouth
I have a wife and two kids everything in my house is constantly fucked up, how many hours you guys got to read my list lol
I only request stay out of the garage and don't touch anything in the garage
The garage is mine and mine only. I tell my wife all the time that I'm going to do with it as I want as it's my workshop/mancave area.I have a wife and two kids everything in my house is constantly fucked up, how many hours you guys got to read my list lol
I only request stay out of the garage and don't touch anything in the garage
Did we just become best friends... This! If something is touched in the garage or my man space heads roll. I don't get bent to easily over stuff but with my man things I get a lil nuts. Oh and certain beers in the beer fridge. My wife finally understands if she has to ask DONT TOUCH!!!I have a wife and two kids everything in my house is constantly fucked up, how many hours you guys got to read my list lol
I only request stay out of the garage and don't touch anything in the garage
I have a wife and two kids everything in my house is constantly fucked up, how many hours you guys got to read my list lol
Oh, and both of them. a half full cup of water on every flat surface in the house
The garage is mine and mine only. I tell my wife all the time that I'm going to do with it as I want as it's my workshop/mancave area.
Tell me why I have some of my daughter's toys and some of my wife's crap in there taking up space?
My wife and I have a dog. A "Multi-shit" as I like to call her (Maltese/Shih Tzu). As soon as my wife leaves somewhere, the dog goes and lays by the door and avoids me. That is unless my daughter tries to mess with her, then the dog runs to me for protection. But that's hardly ever. The dog acts like I'm going to beat her the moment my wife leaves. Once my wife gets home, the dog gets excited and is all over my wife but after a short while the dog comes by me and stays by my side almost the entire day.
Whenever my wife or kids throw something in the garage.
I literally go ape shit, I have told all 3 of them, stay the fuck out of my garage.
I will get the "its only in there for the night, or where else was I supposed to put it"
Sometimes I think they do it on purpose, lol.
It's almost reassuring, yet still frustrating to see my wife has the same faults as others:
-Dishes left in sink instead of simply putting them in dishwasher
-Doesn't rinse out travel coffee mug and leaves lid on so the milky/coffee residue gets moldy and nasty while sitting in the sink
-Leaves empty cups and food wrappers in her car, and then gets miffed at me when I point it out. That's the only way she cleans her car, though.
-Financially irresponsible is the most polite way I could put it.
-Comes home from work and is "exhausted" so she takes a bath then watches TV in bed. But when I come home from work, she expects me to take over everything and get shit done right away.
-Thinks we have a toilet paper fairy that replaces the rolls when they are empty
-Buys new cereal and opens the new box before the other same cereal we still have is halfway used.
-Forgets about clothes in the washing machine, then rewashes them because they smell after sitting for a day.
-Like most women, "I don't care" is her go-to response to "what sounds good for dinner?"
-We have two separate bathrooms, essentially because hers looks like a tornado ripped through the Health/Beauty section of Target and scattered everything all over.
I'm certainly not perfect, and she certainly has her own list for me. But we love each other and accept that minor pet peeves are a fact of life.