A whole fucking zoo for $350,000. Staff and all. Only problem is its in FL.
https://okaloosa.craigslist.org/bfs/6091392502.html
http://emeraldcoastwildliferefuge.org/zoo/
And yes, they actually list it on craigslist
https://okaloosa.craigslist.org/bfs/6091392502.html
http://emeraldcoastwildliferefuge.org/zoo/
Ten acre, well maintained, USDA Compliant Zoo. Turnkey 0peration with over 90 happy and healthy animals including White Tiger, Bengal Tiger, African Lion, Patas monkeys, bob cats, baboons, wolves, otters, black bear, Fennec foxes, sloth, lemurs, llamas and more. Experienced professional zookeepers. Operational buildings include 600 sq. ft. Entrance/Gift Shop with inventory and Stuff-a-Plush machine, 600 sq. ft. Commissary with refrigerators/freezers, storage buildings/barns and additional out buildings. Grounds completely fenced and wooded with oak trees and native flora. Approximately half of acreage is undeveloped, perfect for zoo expansion, other recreational use or potentially even a home site. Tractor, Golf Cart, and maintenance equipment included. Great business opportunity for someone who loves animals with a professional staff in place to care for them.
And yes, they actually list it on craigslist