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Old 02-12-2017, 11:22 PM   #51
 
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Looks like I'll still be pulling out after the snip.

Depressing news on a depressing night
Nah, honestly, his situation is exceedingly rare. If you live life off of anecdote alone, you'll have to live your life in a bubble. Get snipped, get a negative semen analysis, and let 'er rip.
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My name is John and I had pain. Tighty whites helped a lot with that.. and following the doctors orders...
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I got done as well... I can only say that my doc made it known that I will never have kids again. In his 28 years he's had 0 pass bye.. that being said this threads my worse nightmare because I'd defiantly get a DNA test done right away. Either way good luck
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Had mine done approx 5 years ago. This thread makes me want to shoot in a cup again.......hahaha. They snipped, cauterized, no tie off. My Dr. said that he did not tie off anymore as if it is tied to tight it can re-open one of the ends. So far no baby momma's that I am aware of.

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LOL!!!!! Well congrats!!

I'm planning on getting one this summer, but could totally see this happening to me in the future.
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I got done as well... I can only say that my doc made it known that I will never have kids again. In his 28 years he's had 0 pass bye.. that being said this threads my worse nightmare because I'd defiantly get a DNA test done right away. Either way good luck
My ball dr has been doing it for 30+ years I would guess and said it happened once to him but he didn't burn them close and this is a first. So we will see what happens.

My main point of the thread was to bring it to everyone's attention that it could happen.
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LOL!!!!! Well congrats!!

I'm planning on getting one this summer, but could totally see this happening to me in the future.
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I guess it's worth it for everyone but me haha. I can't complain as long as the baby is healthy.
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I guess it's worth it for everyone but me haha. I can't complain as long as the baby is healthy.
Exactly man! It will be a funny story to tell your kid once they're old enough to understand.
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Man, that's crazy. Haven't gotten one yet..been lazy. Plus, the pull and shoot has worked in the 5 years we've been together. It was the plan this year for me to do one...but this thread has me second guessing...even if it is super rare LOL.
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Mine was done two years + ago. They actually cut the ribbon, and take a long section of it out. That way the two ends can never reach each other to rejoin. And then they are burned at the ends. So basically mine is not reversible either. My wife also had to sign off on the procedure.
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Man, that's crazy. Haven't gotten one yet..been lazy. Plus, the pull and shoot has worked in the 5 years we've been together. It was the plan this year for me to do one...but this thread has me second guessing...even if it is super rare LOL.
Dont try to give yourself a reason to back out. It was the easiest "procedure" I have ever done. I was in and out in like 20 minutes. Frozen peas on the balls for two days, and I was shooting ropes by the end of the week. Just do some research and find a place that stands behind the 0% of getting someone prego. Its worth it.
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Dont try to give yourself a reason to back out. It was the easiest "procedure" I have ever done. I was in and out in like 20 minutes. Frozen peas on the balls for two days, and I was shooting ropes by the end of the week. Just do some research and find a place that stands behind the 0% of getting someone prego. Its worth it.
Oh I know it'll be worth it, it's just things like this that gives that tiny voice in the back of your head a microphone and a soap box for a few minutes
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Oh I know it'll be worth it, it's just things like this that gives that tiny voice in the back of your head a microphone and a soap box for a few minutes
I was scared shitless. But it was over so fast. I was asking the Dr when he was going to start, and he had already did one side and was almost done with the second side. It was all painless too accept for some mild pulling sensation from the ball sack.
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I was scared shitless. But it was over so fast. I was asking the Dr when he was going to start, and he had already did one side and was almost done with the second side. It was all painless too accept for some mild pulling sensation from the ball sack.
+1 I was surprised at how painless it actually was. One guy in the waiting room walked in and out and said no more kids for me.
I said you are done?
yep i had hair cuts that hurt more.

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now hopefully your girlfriend doesn't get pregnant!!!
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Eh. After the next kid, wife is getting snipped
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Eh. After the next kid, wife is getting snipped
They say that's less effective


Saw the dr today with my 3rd sample. Negative. No sperm at all
His procedure is that he cuts and shortens them, clips one end and burns the other end. He is basically just baffled. Never seen it before but he knows the chances are 1 in 2000.
He said he would redo it if I wanted to but it would be higher up by my crotch and I'd be out of work for a week.
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Not saying this applies to you, just sayin. There is a roughly 14% chance that a married woman will cheat on her husband. There is a .05% chance a vasectomy will fail.
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lol @ this thread.

(might have to shoot in a cup again just to make sure...)
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Not saying this applies to you, just sayin. There is a roughly 14% chance that a married woman will cheat on her husband. There is a .05% chance a vasectomy will fail.
I would of expected it to be higher than 14%.
Even still I am not worried. Will get a test when the baby is born.

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I didn't today. Stil negative
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Freak things happen all the time in medicine and life in general. I'd say you're sterile now, but clearly weren't at some point during 2016 after the vasectomy. But you are now and repeated semen analyses have proven that, so really no reason to have another vasectomy.

Let's not lose sight here...congrats on the baby! If you have zero concern for infidelity, I'd say screw the haters and skip the paternity test. Do what's right for your family. I find it hard to believe that a wife that was cheating on her husband who had been vasectomized would come forward about a pregnancy haha. I think you're fine, buddy. Congrats!
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