Family Problem V: Couch

[PANDA]

So over the summer my sister moved to a smaller apartment and brought a lot of her shit that wouldn't fit to my moms house. My mom had her couch in her garage for about a month and asked me if I wanted it. It was a decent couch that I could put in my basement. I came by with a trailer and two bros to bring it to my house. When I removed the tarp over it the couch was a L shape with a small built in ottoman not straight like I thought it was. I told my mom I don't want it because it won't work in my room. She asked me if I could get it out of her garage because I had a trailer and bros. We ended up taking the couch to a friends moms house.

Fast forward to yesterday. My sister tells me she wants her couch back. I was like ugh yeah. Mom gave it to me. It wouldn't work in my house. So I gave it away. She seems to think both mom and myself were just simply storing the couch for her. Yeah OK. I am not about to ask my friends mom for the couch back and I feel like a dick for telling my sister to pound sand also. She's also pissed at my mom for giving telling me I could have it.

Big misunderstanding.

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[10sec]

Man, personal family problems on a public forum? The fuck you think this is, Facebook?

 

[Mook]

Hows she looking these days?

 

[Eagle]

Seems like she's outta luck. Too bad so sad.

 

[Primalzer]

That's a chaise lounge there buddy

I'm looking for a new one, if you know where I could get one

But seriously, family shit like this sucks...sometimes I'm kinda happy I'm an only child and my parents live 1500 miles away

 

[1quick]

tell her your friends mom's cat pissed on it and they had to throw it away, sorry can't get it back

 

[Mook]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzZrctQcNf8

 

[PANDA]

She thought I was just going to store it for her

 

[ChrisRac]

She thought I was just going to store it for her

How much was she gonna give you on a monthly basis?

 

[Chet Donnelly]

Just act like none of it ever happened and let her hash it out with your mom!

 

[Mr. SBF]

 

[blakbearddelite]

 

[blakbearddelite]

Damn, treed!!!

 

[PANDA]

I honestly think mom is at fault. She told me I could have my sisters couch. She wanted it out of the garage.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

 

[Flyn]

Choices. You have choices.

1. Ignore everything and hope it goes away. (It won't because women have long memories. I predict you will eventually be the bad guy no matter what you do.)

2. Blame your mom. (See answer 1. Same results).

3. Blame your sister. (Again, see answer 1.)

4. Get the couch back. (Whoops. Now another woman is involved. You're screwed.)

5. Find a better couch for your sister.
A. Friend's mom is happy with her couch.
B. Your mom is happy the problem is solved.
C. Sister is happy with her better couch.
D. Only person who suffers is you but that was going to happen anyway when you became involved with three women. Maybe you can find a couch on sale somewhere? Or check craigslist/ebay. Just don't buy it from a guy who is storing it for his sister.

 

[PANDA]

I am thinking she will need to buy a new couch and I will help with transportation.

people pretty much give away couches on craigslist right?

 

[ChrisRac]

people pretty much give away couches on craigslist right?

Yea. But make sure you steam clean the hell out of it.

 

[LiquidPen]

Only one way to solve this..

Kill her, then no hard feelings anywhere and couch is forgotten about.

 

[RedBeard]

I could understand your sister thinking she's storing it there till she can use it. Your mom probably should have mentioned she didn't want it in the garage anymore and that you were gonna take it. And the sister should have been informed that you were giving it away lol, couches aren't cheap. But can't ask for it back now.

 

[radioguy6]

help her find a new couch, and help her move it into her place. About all you can do I think.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

 

[BrianG]

Seems like [MENTION=4746]Flyn[/MENTION] has it all laid out for you. It's like a Choose Your Own Adventure now.

 

[boostedguy05]

Hows she looking these days?

[MENTION=16]PANDA[/MENTION]

Why are you avoiding the man's question?

 

[PANDA]

This bitch is demanding money.