Anyone rent a midget for a party?

[Great White Drake]

* please keep this secret on fb trying to shock my guests* THANK YOU!

Yes this is a serious question. I have a house party I'm throwing in a few weeks and I'm trying to do some crazy shit. Any other ideas?

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[Mook]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GwQUU_fmpg

 

[DEEZUZ]

Midget tossing contest. I am in

 

[VenomousDSG]

I don't think they like the word "midget", i think they like to be called "little people"......

 

[DEEZUZ]

Actually they prefer dwarf

 

[Flyn]

rent a midget dwarf talent & entertainment in Chicago

http://www.charactersforhire.com/midget-entertainment/

Looks like it will be really good or really lame. I have no idea about the competence of these companies.

 

[Great White Drake]

rent a midget dwarf talent & entertainment in Chicago

http://www.charactersforhire.com/midget-entertainment/

Looks like it will be really good or really lame. I have no idea about the competence of these companies.

Google gave me those too. One wants $50 just to respond. No thanks. CL turned up 2 possibilities I'm calling on tomorrow

 

[nytebyte]

Do a midget stripper.

 

[Bruce Jibboo]

TFTI

 

[PANDA]

My boat neighbors rented one for the Chicago Scene Boat Party a few years back.

 

[Bruce Jibboo]

#tcgmidgetxmasparty16

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Call up sassy Cassie

 

[Great White Drake]

My boat neighbors rented one for the Chicago Scene Boat Party a few years back.

What it cost and where'd he find them?

Any other ideas? I was also looking into renting a lion and hiding him in the garage. Then I'd tell people to go out there for beer or a smoke lol. My buddy rented a buffalo a few years ago but after 20 mins you forgot it was there the lazy thing.

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

I want to come to your parties

 

[daturbosix]

fuck the midget.

you need to get hookers and cocaine.

/thread.

 

[Great White Drake]

fuck the midget.

you need to get hookers and cocaine.

/thread.

Who said that wasn't happening??? I want to elevate the party.

 

[PANDA]

What it cost and where'd he find them?

Any other ideas? I was also looking into renting a lion and hiding him in the garage. Then I'd tell people to go out there for beer or a smoke lol. My buddy rented a buffalo a few years ago but after 20 mins you forgot it was there the lazy thing.

Because it was probably heavily drugged. That is animal abuse.

 

[Great White Drake]

Because it was probably heavily drugged. That is animal abuse.

That's the last time I party with a buffalo. Hogging all the drugs at a party like that.

 

[RICH17]

Who said that wasn't happening??? I want to elevate the party.

With a midget?

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Isn't 10sec a little person?

 

[Great White Drake]

Isn't 10sec a little person?

He's hired!

Eat and drink all he wants, $200 for 2 hours.

 

[Kaeghl]

i want to come to this party

 

[RICH17]

[MENTION=517]10sec[/MENTION]

 

[10sec]

Hey! 5'7" isn't a midget!

 

[RICH17]

Right.....5'7"......