asshole cats are assholes

[Bruce Jibboo]

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[MuffHugger]

Cats are assholes indeed. Today my cat, George Cooney, started attacking me for no fucking reason. I wasn't playing with him or antagonizing at all. Fucker said let's get it on and fucked me up.

 

[Shadow99]

Can they be trained to not be dicks? Like you can teach a dog not to do something.

 

[VenomousDSG]

George Cooney...... LMFAO

 

[Bruce Jibboo]

Can they be trained to not be dicks? Like you can teach a dog not to do something.

you are thinking of dogs bro

 

[MuffHugger]

you are thinking of dogs bro

I got my cat to understand how to sit and come here. He's still a prick though. Whenever he's doing something he's not supposed to, I spray him with a water pistol or make a loud clap.

 

[sickmint79]

lol
i love cats

 

[FESTER665]

My parents have had multiple cats for decades now and there's never been one that's a total asshole like that...

 

[wombat]

Neither of my two cats would do anything like that...provoked or not. i'm more talking the being an asshole thing, some of the things in that video are just cats being cats (like going after the bikini string)

 

[Euro]

Ours aren't anything like that, our female will nibble you if you continue to piss her off..but never in a defensive or angered manner.

Ours are assholes because they chew our phone charger cords, scratch shit, knock stuff over.

 

[wombat]

Yeah, ours don't chew cords, scratch shit (they scratch their scratch posts), I think my female knocked a cup of water over once, she was drinking out of it and their water bowl was empty.

to address [MENTION=3831]Shadow99[/MENTION]'s question - yes, they can be trained. At least "conditioned." Bane knows that if I call his name in a stern manner, he's doing something he shouldn't be, and he fuckin' bolts and runs away from wherever he was (likely eating tape).

 

[m_dogg]

Gender differences

Chick plays her ukulele and sings some bs about a dentist, cat interrupts - YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! GRRRRR!!

Guy plays a piano, cat interrupts - ...cmon...

 

[GIMPY]

I got my cat to understand how to sit and come here. He's still a prick though. Whenever he's doing something he's not supposed to, I spray him with a water pistol or make a loud clap.

Hot sauce in a water pistol works better

https://youtu.be/B0_utKCmluI

 

[FESTER665]

I like how the video shows the chick's cans to get us to all click on it.

 

[Flyn]

Friends of mine have 8 cats and each one has its own particular type of asshole personality.

 

[sickmint79]

 

[Bruce Jibboo]

If I were to get a cat i would probably go with a long or short haired persian

 

[nytebyte]

I guess I'm lucky because my cat doesn't have an asshole bone in his body.
He's the most well behaved, calm and controlled cat I've ever seen.

He was a stray at one time though, so maybe he USED to be an asshole and someone kicked him out of the house. He obviously learned his lesson.