Real Estate Thread: I have found my lair

[Yaj Yak]

this is fucking badass.

https://www.redfin.com/IL/Woodstock/1612-S-Valley-Hill-Rd-60098/home/22943983

Click to read more...

 

[Bub]

[MENTION=340]Eagle[/MENTION] nice job on the house, surprised you're selling so fast.

 

[Yaj Yak]

 

[Blownbyyou]

HOLY FUCK that is nice!

 

[Yaj Yak]

this theater room just

 

[MuffHugger]

God that place looks amazing. Too bad all I can afford right now is this...

 

[Chester Copperpot]

Sweet touched up photos brah.

In for rooms that are 1/4 the actual size they look.

 

[Yaj Yak]

Sweet touched up photos brah.

In for rooms that are 1/4 the actual size they look.

wassup elbows-too-pointy?

 

[Chester Copperpot]

I learned super quickly that any fish eye photo of a room is to be taken with a large grain of salt. Let down so many times. Like my gf last night.

 

[Yaj Yak]

dude.

it's fucking seven thousand square feet. i doubt many rooms would feel all too small.

 

[blakbearddelite]

Yes, while looking at houses, I learned how they manipulate photos to make rooms/yards look bigger. Now I can just see that the image is distorted.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

dude.

it's fucking seven thousand square feet. i doubt many rooms would feel all too small.

You know peoples who know some peoples. Go tour the house and report back big baller.

 

[Yaj Yak]

heeeeeeeeeeelll no

 

[Chester Copperpot]

https://www.redfin.com/WI/Hayward/10341-Sandy-Beach-Rd-54843/home/89142746

 

[Outlaw]

I raise you this.

https://www.redfin.com/SC/Sunset/124-Long-Ridge-Rd-29685/home/63763522

 

[RICH17]

fuck I am poor

 

[Eagle]

[MENTION=340]Eagle[/MENTION] nice job on the house, surprised you're selling so fast.

Har har.... this guy's got jokes! I wish!

 

[Eagle]

I do actually drive past that OP house all the time. Its AMAZING. I've wondered what it was up for.... THANKS FOR SHATTERING MY DREAMS! 1.2mm

OUT

 

[Outlaw]

I do actually drive past that OP house all the time. Its AMAZING. I've wondered what it was up for.... THANKS FOR SHATTERING MY DREAMS! 1.2mm

OUT

Honestly though, all things considered that's not THAT BAD for what you're getting. There's a bunch of badass houses off of 120 in Bull Valley.

 

[Eagle]

Oh fuck off Frank! 1.2 MILLION BRO! I can't even FATHOM a house like that!

Who the hell can afford a house like that in WOODSTOCK of all places?

Blows my mind.

 

[Euro]

Holy BALLIN'.

No garage pics?

 

[Outlaw]

Oh fuck off Frank! 1.2 MILLION BRO! I can't even FATHOM a house like that!

Who the hell can afford a house like that in WOODSTOCK of all places?

Blows my mind.

I'm not saying I can afford it GUY, I'm just saying... Consider what 1.1m gets you in Downtown Barrington... If I had the dough, I'd pony up and get double 20 miles away.

https://www.redfin.com/IL/Barrington/618-S-Cook-St-60010/home/13906372

I'll take the OP home for an extra 150k please and thanks.

 

[Omicron]

I know the op house. Driven past a few times. I like that interior.

If I could afford such a place I wouldn't live in Illinois. property taxes are probably 30k, maybe more.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

1.2 million and I'd be out of this shit hole state. Fuck all of that.

 

[VenomousDSG]

I raise you this.

https://www.redfin.com/SC/Sunset/124-Long-Ridge-Rd-29685/home/63763522

There's a house being built in Naperville right off Aurora that looks a lot like the front of this one, i drove past it yesterday. Beautiful place, right across the street from the Police station about a few blocks down.