Teddy Bear vagina

[Mook]

this world......is so fucked

Kim K's Oily Ass, Ruby Rose's tatted up bod, Taylor Swift's intermittent belly button... everywhere you turn some woman is trying to shove her sex in your face.

And just when you think the only safe place to look is between the legs of the fondant teddy bear on your daughter's christening cake, there it is... a crease.

A vaginal crease.

That's what happened to horrified mother Sharon Green who was trying to celebrate her 3-year-old daughter's induction into the church.

According to The Bolton News, the owners of the Occasion Cakes aka THE DEVIL would have you believe that the sex crease is really just a detail indicating the seam of where the bear would have been sewed.

"The small bear on top of the cake is exactly that — a teddy bear — and the crease on its stomach is supposed to represent the seam where the bear is sewn together. We have been making girl and boy teddies this way for 30 years and no-one has ever drawn such a bizarre, and, quite frankly, distasteful, connection," said a spokesman for the bakery in a statement on their behalf.

But we know better. And so does Jesus.

"It is completely inappropriate. The cake is supposed to be for a three-year-old girl." complained Green, horrified at being the laughing stock amongst her guests at the Beeches Hotel in Standish.

https://www.distractify.com/shut-up-and-eat-my-cake-1212978539.html?ts_pid=2

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[DanJ]

Sure it's not her granddaughter? That broad looks haggard.

 

[Ti28]

What in the fuck?

 

[BrianG]

While it doesn't quite look like a seam because it doesn't continue, I don't think I would have ever thought it was a vag. I do like how the bakery turned it around on the wrinkly old twat tho:

...and no-one has ever drawn such a bizarre, and, quite frankly, distasteful, connection.

 

[blakbearddelite]

That woman has a 3yo? She is really taking chances with her dusty uterus.

 

[cacicgtp7]

Everyday, just when I think there's hope for the human race... you get a story like this or something else that's so fucking stupid you wonder how we made it as a species.

I wonder what we will be complaining about in the next decade - you'll have to ask permission to take a breath before someone is offended lol

 

[99PONTIACGP]

I mean, I guess it's a teddy Vag. What's the boy teddy look like then?

When i saw the thread title, I was expecting a teddy bear sex toy

 

[guspech750]

Teddy vag FTW LOLzzzzzz

It makes me whaff.

 

[ChrisRac]

I dunno.., I don't see it as the seam but I don't see it as a vag either. Shoulda just left it out completely and saved themselves the headache.

 

[Turbocharged400sbc]

New version of the fleshlight?

 

[Euro]

Someone always has some bullshit to freak out about.

That bitch looks so old, it's probably the menopause in full swing

 

[syP]

I bet before she made this public.. she was going back in forth with herself "Man, Im really gonna screw this company and file a lawsuit against them.. this is going to be great.. just watch"


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