10. University of Michigan
Ann Arbor is one of the places where people bone the most, so it’s no surprise Michigan makes it on this list. With 40,000 other students at the peak of their sexual frustration, the University of Michigan is a good place to be if you are one of those sexually frustrated students. And hey! Michigan also scored pretty high on Trojan’s Sexual Health Report Card, so you probably won't get an STD!
9. Rutgers
Rutgers is one of a few colleges across the country that lets people share a dorm with people of the opposite sex. Now that’s not a big deal for most of us, but for raunchy little freshmen, that is probably the most important thing ever. Rutgers might be a surprising name on this list, but I guess those co-ed rooms are making the most of it.
8. University of Texas- Austin
Everything’s bigger in Texas. Including their sex drives. And yeah, sometimes their people. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t plenty of insanely attractive college students to pass around.
7. Harvard
Yup. That Harvard. You probably picture them spending all their time in the library. Well, studying isn’t the only thing they’re doing in there apparently. Harvard even has an entire week dedicated to sex. Believe it or not, the students at Harvard are getting more than one type of brain. Their egos might have been hurt by only ranking the 8th smartest college in the nation, but they can gloat about how they are the only one to also make it on this one, the one that really matters.
6. University of California, Santa Barbara
UCSB, also known as the University of Casual Sex and Beer, is exactly that. No one’s looking for anything more than a one night stand, and it’s become pretty accepted. Students at UCSB love sex and don’t care who knows. It’s probably a pretty big factor in why they are also ranked really high in Princeton’s Happiest Students, and also 5th on our list of best party schools.
5. Plymouth State University
Live free or die. For the 99.9% of the United States population that don’t know where PSU is, it is in good ol’ New Hampshire. Yeah, you probably don’t know where that is either. Anyway, there’s not much to do in NH besides ski and skeet. PSU cracks the top 5, and pretty much anyone who goes to PSU could vouch for that.
4. University of South California
Maybe they really are named after the Trojan condom? There’s probably hundreds of those in use at any given time. Not really a surprise. California is the home of rich, beautiful people who love to fornicate with other rich, beautiful people.
3. UCLA
Pretty much the same as what I just said about USC.
2. Florida State University
Warm weather year round means lots of sun and skin year round. You’ll never have a shortage of tanned babes and toned hunks looking to fool around. At #2 on this list, and #2 on our list of best party schools, FSU is definitely the place to be.
1. Arizona State University
Did you expect to see anyone else at the top of this list? One of the top party schools, there’s not much to do in the desert heat besides take off your clothes and screw like desert rabbits. With probably one of the most attractive student bodies in the country, ASU is your go-to for all your desires. They just missed being our top party school, but they make up for it here.
I really need to take more classes in Tempe.
