Would you pay $200 for this things?

[Great White Drake]

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So a co worker went to Brazil. Goes to a bar and seen (saw?) beautiful women everywhere. They'd occasionally go to another table or spend an hour at one. Then he realized...

They were hookers. He couldn't believe it because, well, they weren't American, cracked out versions. I asked for pics to prove it and he didn't disappoint.





*for the scrollers-$200 for all 3.
















This just seems like an amazing "bitch bargain". I can't condone picking up hookers lol but wow is America behind. It's legal there too he said. Could that be the difference?

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[Mook]

Did he mention their penises?

 

[Great White Drake]

LOL

There's no way a post op could look that good with 3rd world country medicine.

 

[Mook]

Shemale bro.

 

[Great White Drake]

The one in the middle has man hands, I'll give you that though.

 

[Great White Drake]

Can't be, because

 

[wombat]

Bro, they had dongs.

 

[Mook]

Big dongs.

 

[wombat]

Possibly bigger than the person who paid for them.

 

[Mook]

Def bigger than mine.

 

[wombat]

Did he get the "Dong-free guarantee" ? Was he able to "pat check" before he bought? Send the troops in first?

 

[DEEZUZ]

Looks like my Florida trip next year has just been 86d

 

[Great White Drake]

Thanks guys, I'm completely flaccid now. My penis is upset.

 

[wombat]

 

[Mook]

Our work here is done.

 

[daturbosix]

wait... wheres the blow?

 

[Stink Star]

It's actually $300 if they all have penises

 

[ktraver97ss]

Shit, in Costa Rica you can get a whore for a week for under $1000. Plus she will do anything, like your dishes, laundry, etc. lolol ...and slob your knob on command. No slouches either, my uncle has made a few trips down there many years ago and said they were great looking.

 

[sickmint79]

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what city? i only went to a bar one night, with a facebook buddy's brother... seemed like any other though. i was in sao paulo and nicer area though and it is known as the working city vs. the play city (rio)

 

[firemandan1700]

I thought they were cheap because of the pointy elbows lol

 

[1quick]

For two hundy I'd gamble on a rouge penis out of that bunch and take what was left

 

[nytebyte]

Shit, in Costa Rica you can get a whore for a week for under $1000. Plus she will do anything, like your dishes, laundry, etc. lolol ...and slob your knob on command. No slouches either

Sounds like it might be a better deal than getting married.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

They're whores, do the crotch grab before giving out an answer.

 

[daturbosix]

For two hundy I'd gamble on a rouge penis out of that bunch and take what was left

so what your saying is your a gambling man?
idk dude. a random dong thrown in there could spell disaster.

 

[1quick]

There hookers as soon as you get back to the room just yell alright let's see who's dicks bigger, that should weed them out fast