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Old 06-08-2012, 09:54 AM   #1
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Default Jenny McCarthy "I like to choke on cock."

I am just listening to it now on replay, but she did an interview on Howard Stern this past Monday. The opening of the interview starts off with her saying "I love to choke on cock." The rest of the interview proceeds to go on about how much she likes giving head and how much of a freak she is. What the FUCK was Jim Carrey thinking and why are all women not this sexually enlightened!
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She is dating Urlacher.
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...and gunna be in playboy again i hear. Still looks great for her age imo.
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Title changed to entice more people.....
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I bet she is a handful in the bedroom.
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Old 06-08-2012, 11:37 AM   #6
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Must be something in the Orland Park water that affects the women who come from there.
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As if she wasn't hot enough I have to hear this now
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If a picture is worth a thousand words then a video of her doing that would would make people speachless.
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When I first heard it, I felt like this..........



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Today's job list:

Work
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Leave copy of this article by wife's desk
Shower
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Make sure wife has seen article while bringing her a strong cocktail.
Casually mention "Honey, you are beautiful. You look like that Actress. What's her name? Jenny McCarthy. You two could be twins."
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Old 06-08-2012, 01:19 PM   #14
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I keep opening this thread hoping that somehow someway there will be a video of her doing this.....
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would still suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit
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You say that for every girl.
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Old 06-08-2012, 03:29 PM   #21
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I bet women all across America are going to be saying to themselves/friends "Look at what this blonde bimbo has done, now every man is going to expect this BS."
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I wasted so many minutemen on this picture back in the day.

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and he delivers!
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i hope her son sees this one day
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