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Old 06-08-2012, 09:54 AM   #1
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I am just listening to it now on replay, but she did an interview on Howard Stern this past Monday. The opening of the interview starts off with her saying "I love to choke on cock." The rest of the interview proceeds to go on about how much she likes giving head and how much of a freak she is. What the FUCK was Jim Carrey thinking and why are all women not this sexually enlightened!
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:04 AM   #2
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She is dating Urlacher.
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:05 AM   #3
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...and gunna be in playboy again i hear. Still looks great for her age imo.
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:54 AM   #4
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Old 06-08-2012, 11:03 AM   #5
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I bet she is a handful in the bedroom.
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Old 06-08-2012, 11:37 AM   #6
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Must be something in the Orland Park water that affects the women who come from there.
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As if she wasn't hot enough I have to hear this now
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If a picture is worth a thousand words then a video of her doing that would would make people speachless.
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Old 06-08-2012, 12:59 PM   #10
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Old 06-08-2012, 01:09 PM   #11
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When I first heard it, I felt like this..........



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Old 06-08-2012, 01:17 PM   #12
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Old 06-08-2012, 01:18 PM   #13
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Old 06-08-2012, 01:19 PM   #14
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I keep opening this thread hoping that somehow someway there will be a video of her doing this.....
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Old 06-08-2012, 01:54 PM   #17
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would still suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit
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Old 06-08-2012, 02:16 PM   #18
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Old 06-08-2012, 03:03 PM   #19
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Old 06-08-2012, 03:29 PM   #21
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I bet women all across America are going to be saying to themselves/friends "Look at what this blonde bimbo has done, now every man is going to expect this BS."
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